brownies for breakfast and two hours on facebook. i am a waste of skin.

the other day i poked glibert in the back (he's one of the teenage garden/maintenance boys who lives in the front of our building), and he said, "don't, caylie! you're making me sexylucious." i was like, "what? what does that even mean? like, sexylicious?" and he said, "i wanting to sex." hahaha. oh, guyanese grammar and horny boys. best combination ever. also: gilbert's 15-year-old girlfriend and their baby were also in the room.